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My powerbook cries when I press “on.” Soon it’ll just shudder black. I need an ipad to keep computin. #csb www.cheapstingybargains.com

I must receive an ipad promptly to impede my monstrous transformation. It may be too late already. www.cheapstingybargains.com #csb

I will etch www.cheapstingybargains.com on the back of the iPad, shining for all to see. #csb

So I can bust it open, void the warranty, and see what the ipad’s really capable of. www.cheapstingybargains.com #csb

Criterion Adds Thirty-Five Films to Stream via Netflix - http://b2l.me/cv8j2 (via @slashfilm)

more than fairly attentive attention to both sides of the “ipad revolution” http://bit.ly/9ONcXi

RT @neko: Weinermobile. Mini. Cooper.

Walking in the snow, the sting of avarice meets the sting of the cold and still i am left numb.

The wonder was not that she had survived but that she’d let her attacker live. To equivocate, these sisters meant business.

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I wanna make graffiti paint ball-ballons and decorate the subways like the apple invites. #csb Cheapstingybargains.com